Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) Yeah. Fool. You have a defective carafe. Allow me to blot you. I will blot you. Idiot. I had an aunt who suffered from high blood pressure. She was attended successfully by Dr. August Balls of Nice. And after he had attended her for several weeks, she- (..)1975 The Return of the Pink Panther