(..) to Colonel... Sharki in Lugash. I see. - Sir. - What? It's a birthday gift from my wife. Most realistic. Get me the commissioner. Chief Inspector Dreyfus calling. Hmm. The commissioner. Commissioner, I've just received your instructions... (..)

(..) One day, Francois. One day I'll be rid of him forever. That'll be the day. - Something on your mind? - An order from the commissioner. - Oh, yes? - It concerns Clouseau. - Yes, go on. - He's to be reinstated as an inspector. What? You can't be serious. (..)