(..) What kind of a father could this dog ever be to a boy? Maybe you're right, Ms. Grunion. But there's one thing you haven't considered. What's that? I'm a dog, too! If being a dog means you're like Mr. Peabody... who never turns (..)

(..) humor is not immune to the laws of science. Using algorithms, we can extrapolate what is universally considered "funny"... thus producing a formula that is scientifically certain to cause laughter. Case in point, the pratfall. Is everyone amused? (..)