(..) We won't be working together, that is, directly. You'll be working for Captain Ellerby, but I like to see everybody. You're a worker. You rise fast. Like a -year-old's dick. - Thank you, sergeant. - My pleasure. - Thank you, sir. - Good luck. - Congratulations. (..)

(..) For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids... ...none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here, in this country... ...it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it. If we had some Homeland Security money like some douche bags I could mention... - Any calls? (..)

(..) i dont think a firefighter would do that, i mean... well go go, take care of it, let me know how she is. thank you. -Go woody harrelson...smallest dick ive ever seen on a man see, thats why i watch these things. its like a cool behind the scenes thing that you wouldnt know (..)