No one was injured, 'fortunately'.
(..) A baby... His name is buddy. He must've... Snuck into your sack at the orphanage. What do we do? So, Santa had a Decision to make, And fortunately, when it Comes to babies, Santa's a... a pushover. So, buddy stayed with, uh An older elf Who had always wanted a child? But had been so committed to (..)2003 Elf