(..) Yeah, I could. I've been out with a lot of them. - Cancer doctors? - No, assholes. Yeah. Well, hopefully you're all done with that. Although, I gotta warn you, lot of cancer doctors, big assholes. - Really? - Yeah. And brain surgeons, huge perverts. (..)

(..) Oh, my... Mom! Mom, please! Back, back! That's what I'm talking about! We're kicking every gay ass out here! I don't say that pejoratively, I say it hopefully. Hold it. Any of you gay? - Not even you? - Come on, man. Come talk to me after. Give me five minutes of your time. (..)