There are a lot of 'items' on our agenda tonight, so let's start the meeting.
I saw an 'item' in today's paper about the mayor's campaign plans.
He always orders the most expensive 'item' on the menu.
(..) (WHISTLING) (SIGHS) So, how was your commute? (HI-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, I took the bucket. Me, too. Real backed up. Oh, yeah. (SCOFFS) You hear about Steve and Gloria? What? I hear they're an item. - No. - Yeah. Are you kidding me? (GASPS) (DEEP VOICE) Are you guys talking about us? (GRUMPY VOICE) (..)2016 Storks