(..) based on the Ecumenical Liberation Army... and the first show has to be a two-hour special on Mary Ann Gifford. l want a lot more film like the bank rip-off the Ecumenical sent in. The way l see the series is... each week we open with an authentic act of political terrorism... taken on the spot (..)

(..) of Arizona was ripped off last week... by a terrorist group called the Ecumenical Liberation Army. They themselves took movies of the rip-off while they were ripping it off. The Ecumenical Liberation Army is not the one that kidnapped Patty Hearst? No, that's the Symbionese Liberation Army. (..)