My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) - I was. But then I realized we were both single again, so... - Dude, no. - Why not? I washed my hands. With soap this time. Are you serious? Why would you just assume? You cracked your neck on the porch. This thing. That's your tell, remember? I cracked my neck (..)2011 Friends with Benefits