My life is a 'soap opera'. [=my life has a lot of dramatic events and problems like the ones that occur in soap operas]
The store sells many different brands of liquid/hand/antibacterial 'soaps'.
Make sure you use 'soap' and water to wash your hands.
(..) Improvise. I'll do my best, sir. Thank you, sir. You're human, Charlie. Beer? Who are we drinking with? I'm getting a nice soap-and-water feeling from down there. A female. "Female"? You callin' her female must mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual. (..)1992 Scent of a Woman
(..) He said the same thing. He just said it over. You know what he's doing? He's good-cop, bad-coppin' us. He knows I'm old guard. You're fringe. He's gonna bear down on me and soft-soap you. (LAUGHING) Did he try to soft-soap you? Did he? No. Chas, l detect a slight panic pulse from you. (..)1992 Scent of a Woman