(..) OK? You ready? I think so. It's Cady's big day. I guess it's natural for parents to cry on their kid's first day of school. But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is . I'm and until today, I was home-schooled. I know what you're thinking. "Home-schooled kids are freaks." (..)

(..) - Why? Because sometimes I feel the ball is gonna go in. - That's why. - Does it? - No, not usually. - Right. But for that one second before you shoot, you're certain it will. All athletes and poets know that. It's their secret connection. (..)

(..) Alright everybody, from the top. One Two Three Hey How are you? Good, how are you? I'm good, thanks. The usual? Ugh... Nah, Look I don't know how... I see you here a lot, and I think you are... really pretty. Would you want go out with me... ever? Please go away. (..)