(..) vote counts, no matter how crippled or black or female they are. Democracy... Democracy has hairy armpits and could lose five pounds. Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig. Democracy, your mother called the other day (..)

(..) Why would you even do that? I think she'll be cool with it. She will not be cool with it. How is she tojudge? She shaves her armpits once a year, and she takes lovers outside of her ethnic group. Are my crimes any worse than hers? Remember, you hate her. (..)