(..) He'd been putting that pencil someplace other than his eyeball. He don't do nothin' like that. Although, once he got caught with a "Planet of the Apes" doll stuck up his asshole. Goddamn. They had to take him to the hospital. Kid had Dr. Zaius stuck halfway up his butt. (..)

(..) That retard that hangs out at Molly's Fruit Stand? - Yeah. - For the life of me I cannot understand why you hang out with that asshole. He's one horny retard. Well, ain't they all? All they wanna do is eat and fuck. If you knew him, you might understand his urges. (..)