Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) Hey, Mr. Parker. Number five, right? Yeah, um, and with pickles, and can you smush it down real flat? Thanks. You got it, boss. How's your aunt? Yeah, she's all right. She's a very hot Italian woman. How's your daughter? - Ten dollars. - It's dollars. (..)2017 Spider-Man: Homecoming
(..) HAPPY: I told him not to. - He was filming. I'm gonna wipe the chip. TONY: Okay. Hey. You know what? We should make an alibi video for your aunt anyway. You ready? PETER: An alibi? Sure. Okay. - We rolling? Get in the frame. Hey, May. How you doing? What are you wearing? Something skimpy, I hope. (..)2017 Spider-Man: Homecoming