Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) Wait, who drew this dong on my desk? Not me. I wouldn't even know how to draw one. I've only seen two: mine and my uncle's at his funeral. He died with my aunt in a car crash. Remember her, from earlier, with the vagina? My uncle didn't fall out of the casket, though. I stayed late (..)2020 TvShow: Family Guy Title: Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) Season: 18 Episode 20
(..) Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad. - Okay, your mom... - Nice. - Your sister, when she was born... - Getting colder. And my aunt. She fell out of the casket at her funeral and her dress came up. Did you know they pack cotton in corpses' noses, rectums and vaginas to prevent (..)2020 TvShow: Family Guy Title: Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) Season: 18 Episode 20