Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) Thank s. - Sal, lovely surprise. - Peter. - What are you up to this week end? - Oh, you know. Visiting aunts. I'll bet. Corridor D. The two eights are halfway on your right. The three ones are next alcove down. (..)2011 Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy