Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) No! Peter, the final starts at nine, honey. And you said you'd take my car into the shop b'coz it keeps dying, remember? Gimme a second Aunt May, I'm gonna get the door, just gimme a second. Please just let me in, alright? No, you can't come in. Stay outside, I'm so naked. Are you alright? (..)2014 The Amazing Spider-Man 2
(..) And I am going to do my speach for you. All night, I want to hear it all night long. Over and over again, all night long. That was pretty good. Peter, join us. I got to find my aunt, I gotta find my aunt but I'm going to catch up later. Thank you. Leave Gwen out of it. Peter's outside. Peter. (..)2014 The Amazing Spider-Man 2