Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) I know... life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer though. I loved you and you decided to marry my uncle, which makes you...my aunt. Oh God! Aunt Vonnie. I think I still have a crush on you, Aunt Vonnie. I'm in here. Hi! Hi. (..)2016 Café Society