Hundreds of people write in to the paper's 'agony aunt' [=('US') 'advice columnist'] every week.
He has three 'aunts' and two uncles.
This is my 'Aunt' Mary.
(..) Just hear me out, mate. You order your men to row to the Dauntless. They do what they do best. Robert's your uncle. Fannie's your aunt. There you are with two ships. The makings of your very own fleet. You'll take the grandest as your flagship, and who's to argue? (..)2003 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
(..) Like that. Who are you? No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew twice removed. Lovely singing voice, though. Eunuch. My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. (..)2003 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl