Will you read the children a 'bedtime story'? [=a story that is read or told to children when they go to bed]
The children are still up? It's way past their 'bedtimes'.
It's almost 'bedtime'.
(..) - Homey touches? Like what? - A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. Shrek, what are you doing? I just-- You know-- Oh, come on. I wasjust kidding. T . (..)2001 Shrek