(..) Let the children have fun without bringing in the Spanish Inquisition. My lips are buttoned, right now. I do know another joke about the Nun and the full standing bishop. - Stop - That wasn't me. I'm leaving the table if you tell another joke. Whoo! (..)

(..) "Daddy, I don't understand." He goes, "Well, in theory, we're both millionaires, but in reality, we live with a bunch of whores." Bishop Stevens told me that. Olivier, please remove the... the liquor decanter from in front of my husband. I think he's had a little too much to drink. (..)