(..) to keep both of you in my life shes making you do it isnt she? yes, but that doesnt mean we cant hang out. well hang out all the time yeah but what bout thunder buddys for life Johnny i know. i just dont know what to do here i know it sucks but otherwise im gonna lose her and i do lover her ted (..)

(..) -oh it was fine hows your dickhead boss? Rex, is fine. he only hit on me once today so, its a good thing hey Johnny how bout a beer huh? oh couple of chowbukowskis... couple of brewstoievskis... maybe a mibrewstowsky? perhaps a teddybrewski... thats a good one (..)