(..) and my uncle's at his funeral. He died with my aunt in a car crash. Remember her, from earlier, with the vagina? My uncle didn't fall out of the casket, though. I stayed late and unbuckled his trousers. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah, your desk got donged. Yeah, I did it. It was me. (..)

(..) - Okay, your mom... - Nice. - Your sister, when she was born... - Getting colder. And my aunt. She fell out of the casket at her funeral and her dress came up. Did you know they pack cotton in corpses' noses, rectums and vaginas to prevent embalming fluid from leaking? (..)