(..) No, it's true. To be fair, it's true. She's in love with my brother. They have a sex tape together. This guy came along- No. I used to look like her. Give me my cigarettes. Okay, I-I didn't tell you to go. I didn't give you the high sign. Everybody's stealing my Charlie, girl! - Oh! What the hell! (..)

(..) make sure that you talk... about how the waitress looks exactly like you when you were young, right? You remember that? There's a whole carton of cigarettes in it for you. Uh, Mrs. Kelly, remember, this man that I'm bringing over, he wants to steal the love of your son's life away. (..)