(..) No. No,of course not. This was just you and me hanging out with a bunch of guys who didn't show up 'cause of work and a colonoscopy. Okay,I was just checking. When I take a girl on a date- - and I do- - she knows she's been dated. Capital D. (..)

(..) So are the rest of the guys meeting us here? Oh,yeah... no. It turns out that raj and howard had to work,and sheldon... had a colonoscopy and he hasn't quite bounced back yet. Oh,my uncle just had a colonoscopy. You're kidding. Then that's something we have in common. How? (..)