(..) So you have no control over the remote? No. It's frustrating. Yeah. Of course. Yeah. So anyway, you're his favorite comedian. He laughed so hard the other night... ...we had to give him an extra shot of hemoglobin. That's nice. Tomorrow is his birthday. (..)

(..) What do you mean, not going? We got plans. Call her up. Ah, it's better anyway. I mean, really. What was gonna happen? I'm a comedian. How can I go out with a girl with a laugh like that? It's like Coco Chanel going out with a fishmonger. You know, she's with all the perfumes, (..)