(..) and anguish. Or as my mom called it, Tuesday! Tuesday! My mom called it Tuesday. Hey, Mom, what did you think of that joke? You like that? You never did care for my comedy. Here's a story. When I was a teenager, I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show. There was this cool jacket (..)

(..) accompaniment today. I guess it's a good thing my mom was an organ donor! What happened to the organ? Why don't you leave the comedy to the professionals? Okay? This is a funeral, sir, for my mother. Can you show a little respect? I'll take it. Beatrice Horseman, who was she? (..)