(..) Really? Are you Catholic? No! But... Well, I think a lot about overcoming sin. And I just love Jesus Christ. And I've always wanted to try one of those communion wafers. Well, I have a box of a thousand. They're not as fresh as the ones you get outside of prison, but they're good with dip. (..)

(..) Even those witch ladies. Also not true. No, it is true. You let... You take them for walks and you... As I would take you if your faith required communion with nature. I don't want to walk! Okay? I'm gonna hang this damn cross! 'Cause it's my religious freedom and you're violating it! (..)