(..) She has these really massive bouncy tits that really don't do anything for me and you just kept turning up like this sexy plank and it confused me. I just don't think I should be fucking around behind her back anymore but I just thought that I should say that I am sorry if I have led you on. (..)

(..) Um... Oh God. There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection. They get confused. They panic. The stakes get too high the blood rushes from their dick to their heart. Oh Jesus. And everything is fucked! (..)