(..) Blam! On the stove. And l slam 'em down and go to the refrigerator and l look around and l get to the damn bacon, and the sausage! Cooking breakfast, o'blam in the morning and l grab the-- You have to be careful with eggs. God! l have to cook breakfast. Boom! l turn around. The first one down (..)

(..) and blow your face off!'' So l said, ''Well, there's no need to become violent about this. ''You seem to be having trouble intellectualizing on where the cooking apparel is.'' So l fell back to sleep again. The next thing l knew, there was a bucket of ice water being shaken over my head, (..)