The letter 'was couched in' polite terms.
a psychiatrist's 'couch'
(..) me you havent always seen Lori as a threat to our friendship i mean it works out so much better for you when were getting fucked up on the couch at A.M doesnt it? listen to yourself, what am i, emperor ming here controlling your mind thats your choice John. and you know (..)2012 Ted
(..) just give me the car keys Lori Lori please, i love you, come on hey johnny, there you are i had to get some air that dude from your office is on the couch, making out with that Van Wilder looking guy you know what, fuck you, i dont even want to talk to you what... -do you know what just happened? (..)2012 Ted