(..) with an erection this size? What the actual fuck? What the fuck is this? Oh. Um... this is quite embarrassing. Not to mention really fucking creepy. You know, this is not as creepy as you may think. She is my loving tribute to you. Isn't she beautiful? She's a fuck doll, Stu. (..)

(..) Like, there's probably no other girl in the world who looks exactly like you. And you've got this really cool vibe. You make me feel good... not in a creepy "my wiener feels weird" kind of way. Like, happy good. It makes me want to get to know you better. Would you have a drink with me, Tara? (..)