I offered to help, but 'darned if' she didn't do the whole thing herself. [=I was very surprised that she did the whole thing herself]
It's a 'darn' shame that they couldn't stay longer. [=it is a complete shame; it is very unfortunate]
Well 'I'll be darned'! You actually showed up! [=I am very surprised that you showed up]
(..) and I'm gonna start shadowing you, and I'm never gonna leave your side. You're happy, aren't you? I don't know about happy, but darn it all, I feel alive for the first time. And that's nice. So nice. ? I can't do this (..)2010 TvShow: Scrubs Title: Our Thanks Season: 9 Episode 13