(..) Do you remember? - Yes, I do. - Of course you do. Who could forget being that fat? Well, I've been trying. - So you're a dental student? - Hmm. Mm! Are you aware that dentists have an extremely high suicide rate? Not as high as air traffic controllers, but there are far more dentists... (..)

(..) your clothes on seem a little pointless? Rajesh, do you remember Lalita Gupta? The little fat girl that used to kick me in the samosas and call me untouchable? Yes. Well, now she's a dental student at USC... ...so we gave her your contact information. Why did you do that? You're years old, Rajesh. (..)