(..) For his own good, tell Bruce Lee and the Karate Kids... ...none of us are carrying automatic weapons. Because here, in this country... ...it don't add inches to your dick. You get a life sentence for it. If we had some Homeland Security money like some douche bags I could mention... - Any calls? (..)

(..) We won't be working together, that is, directly. You'll be working for Captain Ellerby, but I like to see everybody. You're a worker. You rise fast. Like a -year-old's dick. - Thank you, sergeant. - My pleasure. - Thank you, sir. - Good luck. - Congratulations. (..)