(..) Woody has never steered us wrong before. Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthday we go through this. But what ifAndy gets another dinosaur, a mean one? I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection! Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced. This is Andy (..)

(..) How'd you know it was me? Are you gonna come quietly? You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field. Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs. Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe! You're going to jail, Bart! Say goodbye to the wife and Tater Tots. (..)