(..) slime-covered toadstool. - And the squatters? - As good as gone. What kind ofquest? Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fiight a dragon... and rescue a princessjust so Farquaad will give you back a swamp... which you only don't have because he fiilled it full of (..)

(..) That champion shall have the honour-- no, no-- the privilege... to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona... from the fiiery keep ofthe dragon. the fiirst runner-up will take his place... and so on and so forth. Some ofyou may die, but it's a sacrifiice I am willing to make. (..)