I felt a kind of 'exhilaration' when I reached the top of the mountain.
(..) I know. I masturbate, though. Have I gotta hear about it? Oh, is our little bald one not familiar with the art... of autoerotic exhilaration? This is like a bad tampon commercial. Hey, smoke my dick, you fuckin' whores! - Fuck you, dick! (..)1996 Foxfire