(..) Mom misses you. And so does Grandpa. Does he say anything? No. But sometimes he calls me Dylan. He said that he didn't want the job. That he was just coming to New York to explore his options. What a crock of gas. You fly across the country to explore your options? Please. I don't think so. (..)

(..) History. Personal experience. Romantic comedies. Come on, you're here for a reason, whether you want to admit it or not. Yeah, to explore an option. Who wouldn't want to know their options? Someone who's in the perfect situation. Are you in the perfect situation? Job? Absolutely. (..)