(..) Besides, you have nothing to worry about, because now I'm the dusky half of Koothrapenny. For the record, I do have genitals. They're functional and aesthetically pleasing. Well. Oh. Coming. Yup, that's good. (..)

(..) to Bernadette, that totally could have been me. Please. Sheldon would have been before you, and he might not even have genitals! Why do you care so much? You're dating my sister, and Penny and I are in love. What?! Gentlemen, (..)