(..) "I heart Aaron" and she wears it under all her clothes. - Oh, come on. - Well, who can blame her? I mean, you're gorgeous. And OK, look, I'm not saying she's a stalker, but she saved this Kleenex you used and she said she's gonna do (..)

(..) What? But so far, none in Evanston. Hey. How was your first day? Is that your natural hair color? - Yeah. - It's gorgeous. Thank you. See, this is the color I want. This is Damian. He's almost too gay to function. - Nice to meet you. (..)