(..) No, why would they send him away? He needs help. She was a surprising person. They shouldn't have just looked him up. He pencil fucked a hamster. Yeah, but he's obviously not happy - happy people wouldn't do things like that! Fair point. And anyway, that's the very reason why (..)

(..) No. No, go on. OK. An -year-old boy was put in juvenile prison for repeatedly sticking rubber ended pencils up the school hamster's arsehole. What? Yeah. Why would they do that? Apparently he liked it when their eyes popped out. (..)