(..) Really?! Oh, I'm so excited! Thank you! Thank you so much. Okay, bye. I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday! What about Nebraska? Oh, hell with Nebraska. I'm gonna be a star! == sync, corrected by == (..)

(..) I haven't gotten a single acting job since I moved out here. The closest I came was last month, I got a callback for a hemorrhoid commercial. Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids. I know, right? Maybe I should just move back to Nebraska. (..)