(..) the American education system. What, you're a zebra, right? Yet another child left behind. And what are you supposed to be, an elf? No, I'm a hobbit. What's the difference? A hobbit is a mortal halfling inhabitant of Middle Earth, whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior. So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit? Because he's neither tall nor immortal and none of us could be The Flash. Well, whatever. Why don't you go hop off on a quest? I'm talking to Penny here. (..)