(..) And l pull over. We go in the bushes, we go in the bushes, but no, not in the car, dear. She's ''Oh, Bill, can l...'' Hold everything. l'll get you there. (imitates engine) So we pull up to the hospital. The Marx Brothers jump out: ''Whoo! Ha! Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!'' Put my wife in a wheelchair. (..)

(..) for being cool on the side. ''Only you understand me, toilet bowl. You're the only friend l have, my wonderful toilet bowl.'' Now, people keep coming to the door. (imitates door opening) ''Are you all right?'' And you say, ''Oh, yes. l'm always like this all the time. ''Just having a little picnic. (..)