(..) It's time to go in now. '..An unprecedented nature.' 'This is an official announcement. 'The Prime Minister will perform an indecent act on your screens. '..In the hope that it will ensure the release of Princess Susannah. 'Recording or possessing a copy of this broadcast will become illegal. (..)

(..) '..Carlton Bloom's controversial exhibition 'closes three weeks ahead of schedule... ' How do we describe it? "An indecent act"? Everyone's seen the video. They know the details. If we mention bestiality Ofcom would be pissed off. Fuck Ofcom! (..)