(..) Honey,that ain't gonna work,but you keep tryin'. I made chicken. I hope that isn't one of the animals that you people think is magic. You know,we have an indian gentleman at our church, a dr.Patel-- it's a beautiful story. The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all % off on lasik-- (..)

(..) consonants in the hawaiian language? Interesting. You should lead with that. Oh,god,look at this buffet. I love america. You don't have buffets in india? Of course,but it's all indian food. You can't find a bagel in mumbai to save your life. Shmear me. Well,here's an interesting turn of events. (..)