(..) Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your specifications. Twenty dollars a day for Internet? What the fuck? And they accuse me of being an international criminal? Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep. Tomorrow is your big speech. Nobody touch the minibar! (..)

(..) And will certainly never be used to attack Is... Oh, boy. With that speech, today, the international community is asking one question: Does the Mad Dog of Wadiya have nuclear weapons? Now, show me my nuclear weapons! (..)