(..) Oh, in that case, it was pretty good. You feeling okay? You hardly touched your goose. It smelled too much like blue jay. Can I help you clean up? Oh, you Heimliched a ball of wool out of me; you're good. Uh, what do you say (..)

(..) Oh, not again. What do you mean, not again? When I was ten, I was playing in my backyard and... sat on a blue jay. I mean, I tried to bring it back to life with electricity, but it just... caught on fire. The worst part was (..)