(..) I don't know what the secretary of the interior even is. Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it? Besides, you do a kick-ass job... you get a full presidential pardon. - No jail time. - Yeah? Fuck, yeah! (..)

(..) What I'd do is just like, like, you know... - No, I'm serious here. - Don't worry, scrot. Now there are plenty of' tards out there living really kick-ass lives. I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help. There's that fag talk we talked about. (..)